It's almost Haunting Time -- here's some Laughs

Here's some Laugh's

Funny 
Gravestones of Celebrities 

Enjoy!

Ilka Chase: I've finally gotten to the bottom of things.

Dorothy Parker: "Involved in a plot."

Clive Brook: "Excuse me for not rising."

Lionel Barrymore: "Well, I've played everything but a harp."

Walter Winchell: "Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well."

Here are some more funny ones

I Told You I Was Sick"
Cemetery in Key West, Fla.

"Here lies Lester Moore,
Four slugs from a forty-four.
No Les,
No Moore."
Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone Ariz.

"Solomon Peas.
Peas is not here,
Only the pod.
Peas shelled out,
Went home to God."

On a tombstone in Enosburg Falls, Vermont:
Here lies the body of our dead Anna
gone to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that dealt the blow
But the skin of the thing that laid her low!
          This is My favorite one.
__________________________
Emily White (20th Century):
Here lies the body of Emily White,
She signaled left, and then turned right.
____________________________________
Name Unknown (18th Century):
Here lies my poor wife, much lamented,
She is happy and I am contented.
____________________________________
Sir John Strange (1696-1754):
Here lies an honest lawyer, -
That is Strange.


Wallace Ford (1897-1966) British Actor
At last I get top billing.
____________________________________
John Edwards (died 1904):
John Edwards who perished in a fire
None could hold a candle to him.
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John Brown (18th Century) Dentist
Stranger! Approach this spot with gravity!
John Brown is filling his last cavity

Happy Haunting!!

Posted by Yvonne @ La Petite Gallery
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